Tom Scharpling Strikes Again
24/05/11Hey gang. By now, you have all seen our new music video for our song, "No Future Part Three: Escape From No Future," a loving tribute to TA's homestate of New Jersey, directed by Garden State lifer Tom Scharpling. What is that, you haven't seen it? Well, here it is.
"Huh, I don't get it! What was that supposed to be exactly?" Well, I thought it was pretty clear, but okay - here's an article that ran in a serious, adult newspaper around the time of the shoot, the same great newspaper that broke the news about Selective Eating Disorder, but that is a story for another day. Point is, I received this cryptic message from Mr. Scharpling earlier with instructions to pass along to you guys, so read on, if you dare.
He writes, "I have in my possession a live clip of Titus Andronicus performing an AMAZING version of "A More Perfect Union" shot in New Brunswick during our one-day tour of New Jersey as documented in the "No Future Part Three: Escape From No Future" video that we dropped a couple weeks ago. You can watch the "No Future" video by going HERE.
I will put the new clip online if we can get the "No Future" video to 100,000 views before Titus Andronicus play New York City on June 7th. But if we don't get to that goal, the only video I will release will be one of me DELETING THIS VIDEO FROM EXISTENCE.
I am not joking about this - on June 8th you will either get a video of Titus Andronicus rocking out, or you will get a video of me sending this footage to the great trash icon in the sky. The choice is yours, and if you want to see some new Titus Andronicus action, you need to get the "No Future Part Three" clip to 100,000 views by June 7th!"
Besides, would Scharpling really be so diabolical and senselessly cruel to delete this innocent video when the internet is so vast, it's embrace, so inviting? Has any entity ever lived up to the promise of the Statue of Liberty as much as the internet? Why deny this video the same love? With a man such as Tom Scharpling, you can never be sure what is really going on, so to be on the safe side, we better go along with what he says and just do whatever it takes to blast this music video into the next echelon of online dominance. If it sweetens the deal, in this video, I will be wearing a sweet t-shirt of Glen Rock, NJ's all-time greatest punk band, VCR.
Okay, well, that's all for now. Let's speak again soon.
Yr friend,
Patrick
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He’ll do it. He’s just crazy enough to.
I have done my humble part to bring this video to its goal.
Good luck and Godspeed!
— Jason Islas · 25/05/11 · #
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Kick ass video. I want more!
— Carlo J Giardina · 25/05/11 · #
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Tom, if you had put this much effort into your school work, young man, you might have made something of yourself. Thank GAWD you dodged that bullet. Permission to Rock On.
— Dueyyyyyy! · 26/05/11 · #
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http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=cM1sQhMGGS8
if thats what it takes, i will.— tom · 29/05/11 · #
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till the earth crumbles around me, you all did the work, iam just a vessel to be used
— matt · 01/06/11 · #
